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[24 Nov 2006|09:58pm]
Got a few hopeful prospects for a job. Not gonna talk about them here though, because if I'm wrong, I'd look like a fool. So. blagh. porn.
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giggle like a school girl [16 Nov 2006|01:23pm]
Death Note is a really great series... Chapter 88 was especially giggly fun. I don't know what it is, but there's something delightfully tasty about the fact that the main character judges people, then kills them. And the fact that he's constantly being chased and just barely eluding discovery all the time makes it all the more fun.

Death Note. Evil goodness.
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[14 Nov 2006|03:04pm]
Well, I've been working this odd job.. meaning there's no government involved to steal my money... and you'd think it would be alot more fun than it is. See, I get to saw down trees, then put them in a big pile to burn them. We were going to saw up alot of them to sell as fire wood, but the types of trees in the area are not worth it, except the hickory. In other words, the job's not going to take as long as we thought. Meaning I'll be done by this week. Sucky. But at least I can get a new pair of shoes now. Anyway... it's not so much cutting down trees that's not fun. It's fucking fun. But the dragging them... I HAVE CALLUSES ALL ON MY HANDS! But one good thing is that I'm starting to get my massive gripping strength back. ::goes off to crush an apple in his hand::

Oh well.
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I'm a lumberjack [14 Nov 2006|05:16am]
Or at least for a week I am. Or until the job gets done. Oyo, boyo!
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A message of truth [08 Nov 2006|09:20pm]
There's nothing like hot wings after sex.
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Naruto..... KONOHA! [27 Oct 2006|12:39pm]
So. Most of my friends haven't been reading the Naruto manga, and have just been waiting for the anime to catch up. Understandable. But I have bad news for those people who think that the filler episodes are going to stop any time soon. Know why? Because now we have... dun dun duuuuuun! Filler MANGA!

I can kinda sorta understand starting a story with a main character who's a retard. I mean, he's the underdog, and he's supposed to surprise you in the end with all his hard work and blah blah, until finally, he's a dependable person. But after 319 chapters, the retard shouldn't be here anymore!

Surprise news for all of you, but Sasuke showed up in the manga a while ago, and surprise surprise, Naruto proves yet again that he's a retard. 3 years have passed in the story since part 1 of the Naruto manga ended. And what has Naruto learned? Not a fucking thing. Sure, he can do the tajuu kage bunshin at will, but as we all know, it does nothing but waste time. Look at the anime, they make use of the kage bunshin in every episode, showing enemies that lord their power by killing the copies over and over again without having to actually KILL a person. I've heard "It's time to kill you now" so much in the anime that I've learned the japanese words by heart. Not really. But if I wanted to, I could. Oh, and when Naruto goes kyubi now, it gets bigger and more like a fox, but other than that, Naruto hasn't changed at all. He also grows more tails. And ::gasp:: the more tails he has, the more powerful he is and the closer the kyubi's seal is to breaking... what surprising news!

And recently, we had a story arc of about 8 chapters (that's 8 weeks' worth of work!) that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with a main character. Naruto made ONE appearance. And who was the star of these 8 chapters? Asuma. Well. Fuck. Do you even remember who that is? It's the guy that uses his chakra knives. Oh, and guess what... he doesn't use any special move AT ALL during those 10 chapters other than those silly knives. I was actually rooting for the enemies to kill him, just because he's such a horrible character thanks to this idiot mangaka.

Oh, and what was the point of all these chapters? Suspense. And half-assed suspence at that. Naruto's in training to make a NEW JUTSU. But don't kid yourself that it's actually something cool, because it's the same damn thing he could do before, only BIGGER.

I swear, I'm looking forward to One Piece more than Naruto, and I thought I'd never say that. Yes, One Piece is funny and cool, but it's silly. And for some reason, it actually WORKS.

Anyways. I'm starting to think that this manga Naruto shouldn't be called that at all, because Naruto is simply the main character that sucks. The story itself is about Konoha. I opt for a name change! Let's stop calling Naruto Naruto, instead calling the show Konoha! Who's with me? We'll band together to change the name. We'll rule the world! no wait.. that's my other plan.
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[27 Oct 2006|07:26am]
Damnit! I just tried to recreate the opening for My Name is Earl. Walk into a convenience store at 7am, buy a tall boy, a pack of cigarettes (cigar for me), and a box of condoms, but this damn county doesn't sell alcohol until 8am. Seriously, what the fuck?
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[10 Oct 2006|05:55am]
It's been a long time since I've felt like this. It's time, I think. More later.
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[07 Oct 2006|05:18pm]
So. I'm alive. Looking for a job. It's not easy getting a job when you have no job experience. They expect you to put down SOMETHING. So, it looks like I'll be getting into fast food again, because I honestly can't get a job in this town with no experience other than fast food. It really pisses me off. But anyway, I heard the lady manager over at zaxby's will give you a decent reference even if you work for her for a short time. I'm thinking about trying to work there. I haven't gone yet because... well, I'm lazy. But tomorrow, I'm headed out on the hunt again.

Got some rum. 151 proof. Today's gonna be a good day.
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[12 Sep 2006|06:07am]

The ability to make tools is considered one of the turning points in evolution. Move aside primates. Here come the birds.
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[10 Sep 2006|12:48am]
Wonder if the MPAA would get mad at this. Probably so.

Okay, so I went to the movies today. It was at the crappy 1.50 place. Well, anyway, we were late for the movie we wanted to see, so we tried another. Unfortunately, because the signs to the right movie theater are no longer lit up (they're printed out on paper), we went into the wrong theater. We ended up waiting an extra 20 minutes because a movie projector caught on fire. Not only that, it was the wrong movie, the one we were late for! So they were actually late by over a half hour. And of course we couldn't go to the other theater since THIS ONE was late. If the other was on time, then we would have missed 20 minutes of our movie (minus the previews). So we stayed. Wrong choice. About an hour into the movie, the sound went out. So when we tried to get our money back, of course we didn't have the tickets to the right movie. Damn luck. Damn it all.

SO anyway, now I'm downloading the movie. Do you blame me?
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Southern Boy [20 Aug 2006|12:00pm]
Long funny thing, set aside many minutes to read it.Collapse )
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to life [14 Aug 2006|07:33pm]
It's nice seeing something you've drawn really come to life. Dunno if everyone knows this, but me and Brian are just going to do some work together.. I'd post the link to the recent cg he just did from my drawing, but I don't know it (saved on my computer now), so look at his lj and see if he posts it. I'm really proud to see some little doodle of mine come to such a vibrant life. It's probably more his drawing than mine, because he spent way more time on it than me, but that doesn't stop me from being proud. I've always been really bad at coloring pictures. I just can't think like that. So the best things I do have always been in black and white. Ah.. so pretty.

Plus the really thick lines reminds me of this cartoon that used to come on mtv.. it was about this college guy that lived in a really messy apartment with roaches and stuff, but also collected figurines. Ah well. Anyway...

It doesn't look like I'm going to be able to go to college this semester. I fucked up badly. You see, when you do a fafsa form, you have a worksheet, which you're supposed to keep. It has all your financial information and crap on it. Well, on MY fafsa, I guessed a little bit.. but not much. I may have been off by about 10 bucks or so (on the end total). Anyway, since I guessed, I don't know the exact number. But anyway, UNA sent me this form to fill out to make sure I didn't lie on my fafsa form, and guess what, I can't find my worksheet. I'm not all that miffed about it, but it doesn't change the fact that I fucked up.
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It's been a while [29 Jul 2006|02:02am]
Let's see. Trip across the country on bike is put on hold for a while. Might be canceled altogether. Not sure. I've put off school for too long now. Need to finish that first. Unfortunately, I'll have debts because of school. I'll figure out something.

Planning on moving in the future. Say, within a year or so. Probably moving out to arizona. Not because I have to follow my friend, but because of better job market, more opportunities, and possibly a better school. Me mum knows people in Arizona, so she's okay with me moving. There really are no opportunities for a computer science major here anyway.

I still have a dream though, and that's to see this country on my bike. It may be delayed for who knows how long, but I'll get it done.

As for right now, I'm mainly just enjoying myself, spending time with people. I don't have a job, but I might not take any classes this semester so I can get a job, so I'm in no real rush. I might take one or two classes though. Call me a slacker if you like, and you'll be right, but damnit... I've lived the slacker life for too long now to just wave goodbye so quickly! haha. I'm not defending my laziness, really... Just that I'm gonna be lazy until the last minute, because that's what it means to be a man! Ya've gotta put everything off until the last possible second, and then you've gotta get it done! Pride!
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mixed bag make all things [28 Jun 2006|12:47pm]
So I was drunk last night, and I was sitting at my computer waiting for some food to cook. My mom convinced me to make spaghetti for everyone at 3 am, so I did. Anyway, I had this thought: "mixed bag make all things". And the thought ended right there. There was nothing leading up to that thought, nor was there anything after it except for the thought, "That's a weird thought to have." I then wrote it down so I wouldn't forget exactly what my brain had conjured up. So now I ask my friends, what the hell was my brain really trying to say?
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Passed out [26 Jun 2006|05:44pm]
So everyone knows I ride my bike now, even though I have a van, right? I just don't ride it nearly as much, simply because if I have a specific destination, I can just hop into the van. Anyway, I was passing by brandon school, and I don't know whether I am coming down with something, or because I'm hungry, or because of lack of sleep, but I became so lightheaded I couldn't continue. My eyes got really fuzzy, and I couldn't focus on anything. Hell, I could hardly keep my head up. I was really tired too, and I had trouble breathing. I laid down in the grass, then the next thing I knew, I was waking up. I had no clue how long I had been there or anything. I managed to coast my bike the rest of the way to my dad's house by staying away from any large hills, and when I finally got there, I rested while my dad fixed my front brakes (which was the goal for this trip).

It was not a pleasant experience, but I did have a nice day dream on the trip back.
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[14 Jun 2006|10:58am]
Goddamnit. I hate fleas. Went to my dad's house, wearing shorts... and fleas ATTACKED me! Even after I escaped to my car, 3 fleas jumped on my leg. Eww! I HATE fleas. Why?

Because when I lived with my dad, I slept with them. That's right. When we had a dog, we also had fleas in the summer. And all throughout the rest of the year, we had ants, and I've slept with them too. I absolutely hate them. I can still remember waking up in the middle of the night because I've nearly scratched the skin off of my arm.

I can remember ants in our kitchen. I would have to open and close the refridgerator door really quickly so as not to let any ants inside. In alot of cases, the ants would be caught between the door and the fridge, killing them, causing them to stick to it. I also remember the smell of the bug spray we used... it was flowery, but since it caused instant death to ants, now whenever I smell it, I get sick.

I hate ants and fleas.
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Strip club fun [09 Jun 2006|11:56pm]
So today was a big day. First off, I got all of my car stuff handled. I was sweating all day though, due to the fact that we had to walk, and because it was fucking hot. So yeah, I am now able to drive my van legally! Woo! I'm really happy about it. And I did drive it today, just not for long.

Anyway, me and Jo went to eat at Edo today, after going to the mall. The mall itself was alright, but there was nothing special today. Edo was GREAT! You see, I got myself a large sake, some somen noodles, and some sushi. It was really nice to contrast the hot sake with the cold somen noodles, especially when you were really drunk. But also add to it the spiciness of the wasabi from the sushi, as well as some of Jo's udon with the spicy chili powder on it, and it was some gooooooood food. I think I'll have soba next time.

Then me and Jo went to the book store. You see, up until this point, Jo agreed that we shouldn't go to the strip club and get a lap dance for me, because, after all, I've been sweating all day. But after the book store, we went to the strip club anyway. Now, I know what you're thinking: Perverted drunk Nick + strip club = lots of trouble, but I managed to control myself, as well as my erections. It really was quite tasteful, though. There were a few girls that didn't suit my taste, but none of them were "nasty". I tipped two girls, and so did Jo, but get this! Jo actually got a hug and kiss from one of them. He was pretty embarassed about it. It was funny.

Anyway, one of the girls was having her birthday today, so they tried to take up a collection to "tip" her without actually having her do any of the work for it. Now, the girl was actually really good looking, really good dancer, and probably deserved the tip, but ONLY if she danced for it. Sorry, it's my birthday present to even be there, so I'm not tipping some stripper who won't shake her ass for it. She didn't pressure me much, but she pressured Jo alot and looked really upset with him.

More so, some of the girls had camel toes. Hehe. And the girl that danced for me, that I tipped, spanked herself. Mmm. I like spanking. Not a big fan of being spanked, but give me a girl's ass and I'll go to town. BAD GIRL! Great thing about tipping the girls is that they'll get right in your face. UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL! Woo!

Good day!


Forgot to mention the old drunk dude. He waddled as he walked. It was so hilarious. AND he chased all the strippers as they were coming off the stage to go change or rest, or whatever the fuck it is they do. He chased this one girl with his hands open, ready to grab her ass, with a really goofy smile on his face. Reminded me of futuristic Jo, because he also looked kinda asian.
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[07 Jun 2006|07:10pm]
So, yesterday was my birthday, and now I'm 21. It feels good to be able to walk into any package store and buy anything I want. Well, not anything, since my budget is limited, but you get the idea. Anyway, today I got a van. Fucking sweet. It's been a long time coming, and finally, I've got one. I HAVE TRANSPORTATION! FUCKING SWEET!
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[04 Jun 2006|03:37am]
At Persacon. Really late. Not much to do. Pretty much exhausted, but still wanna do stuff. Can hardly type due to sleep depravation. Like new brief style of forming sentences. Makes me happy. Kinda like journal I had when I was 12. Nice day today. Lots of Naruto ass-kicking. Wonder if there's anything to eat...

Maybe I'll sleep now. Who knows...
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